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Kylie Jenner Says She Isn’t Secretly In A Band, But Not Even Kris Believes Her

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Dang, Kylie Jenner is really committing to this whole secret band shtick.

WE KNOW YOURE SECRETLY IN THE BAND, KY.

Denying a Taft-size bathtub overflowing with (purely circumstantial)evidence suggesting Kylie is, in fact, the lead singer of Terror Jr, the reality star told Snapchat followers shes not involved with the band.

The 19-year-oldsaid,

Hey guys. Public announcement: Im not the singer of Terror Jr or whatever. I love their music, but for those wondering its not me guys. Its not me. So, yeah, I dont know if the band is trying to get a little attention or whats going on, but its not me.

Um suuuuuure, Kylie. Pretending youre uncertainwhether the band is even called Terror Jr or whatever isnt enough to divert the masses from our certainty youalready unleashed yourmusic debut on the world.

EVEN KRIS KNOWS.

Kylies own momager questioned whether her youngest child is the voice behind songs like 3 Strikes, Come First and Super Powers that, in the grand tradition of feel-good pop music, all sort of sound the same.

Kylie said,

My mom just asked me if I was a part of this Terror Jr band and Im like, Is this that serious?

YOU KNOW ITS SERIOUS, KYLIE. STOP JERKING US AROUND.

Perhaps Kylie hopes by releasing content under the pseudonym Lisa Terror she can avoid her familys brand overshadowing her musical contributions, similar to sister Kendalls concerns early in her modeling career.

Unfortunately, were onto her big time. Big time major. Holy tremendous big time major supreme.

Behold, for though she may look like a duck in an oil spill, this is the body of a hitmaker.

Come clean when youre ready, Ky.

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